So you can imagine my surprise when the subject of astrology came up- not once but twice- on the supremely boring yet totally addictive new MTV “reality” show “The City”. During a night on the town, Whitney Port and her new BF, skeezy rocker Jay, get quizzed by her best friend character, Erin:
ERIN: What sign are you guys?
WHITNEY: I’m a Pisces.
JAY: Gemini.
ERIN: Aren’t you supposed to be, like, two faced and crazy?
JAY: {Big grin and enthusiastic head nodding}
Awkward silence: Whitney is deciding whether or not she can trust Jay, whom she has heard is still seeing an ex-girlfriend.
Way to go Jay, to not only make yourself but all of us Geminis out there, look terrible. His response is easily way more offensive than Erin (who never shares her sign)’s nasty, misinformed astrological synopsis.
Jay is upset after being called out at the club. The next day he and Whitney head to brunch at Extra Virgin.
JAY: I don’t feel like I am going to be in a very good mood today.
WHITNEY: You’re not. I can see it.
JAY: You can see it?
WHITNEY: I can feel it.
JAY: So now you are seeing the other side of my Gemini.
Um, yeah Jay, don’t blame your crazy cheating ways on being a Gemini. And then to blame your moodiness on it too! Too much.
Don’t believe him, Whitney, Geminis are not inherently two faced and moody. It’s just him. And Pisces and Gemini are not a good match.
Definitely not a good match, but air-water have a tragic attraction don’t you find? Try have sun in Pisces and Gemini rising! It’s like being four people.
oh mr. smith, how alike we are! I am Gemini with Pisces rising! for this reason i adore Pisces but am not sure i will ever really understand them… geminis without water and pisces without air are sure to be practically repelled by one another though i fear.. we will see how good Whitney’s acting really is as the season goes on.. or maybe he was the perfect choice for a co-star/love interest since drama and instability is what drives up the ratings
There are many, many two-faced and crazy Geminis out there, and they are the sign most likely to admit it, too. Jay is not alone there.
Gemini and Pisces may not be a good match but at least they won’t make boring TV…oh wait.
What episode is that?